Hello and Happy everything bagel Thanksgiving everyone because this scenes got a little bit of everything in it. So lets start things off with a classic quote from a girl who just lost her analginity and described the tender and fond moments in quite exquisite detail. Get ready, and this little morsel of goodness is from Kira’s post-shoot confessional beginning at (1:38:28) and I’m quoting. “It’s like you’re taking a shit, but it’s in reverse “blah, blah, blah” and you’re like about to have a poop orgasm, but you’re not actually going to shit, but it’s like you just took the best shit in the morning.
That’s probably not the answer you were looking for but I liked it. I give it a 9 out of 10 annnnnnnd yea. It was rough, it was painful, but it was exciting though and a guilty pleasure. So yep,” and WOW! That’s why we call it the post shoot confessional. Things you would only confess to a priest after getting your ass railed really hard by a boy you really, really, really, liked because all your girlfriends encouraged and told you that anal sex really isn’t considered sex to the church, and your guilty pleasure urged you to confess your naughty sins to someone behind the veil of anonymity. Yea something like that and this is the shit, no pun intended, that I live for. A true first time Painal story that included Squirting (39:49), Ass To Mouth (36:42, 52:15, 1:04:45), Ass to Pussy (1:10:08, 1:21:26), Multiple Analgasms (47:59, 51:21,1:02:15, 1:16:45), Toe / Feet Sucking (36:55), Rimjobs (40:46), Farting / Queefing (49:12, 49:35), DP w/ Toys (22:23), Anal Gaping (51:51), Painal (Throughout) and the list goes on and on. I’m happy though to tell everyone that this love story ended well in a glorious Anal Creampie. Which Tyler as the gentleman he is made her take a Plan B afterward in the bathroom because everyone knows that Anal Creampies are the number one way to get pregnant. I’m scratching my head as well everyone but lets all celebrate the Thanksgiving anal buffet today and we'll all sit at the ExCoGi table and thank Kira for giving up her ass this Thanksgiving. If only the early Native American Indians and our Founding Settlers knew we would be giving thanks for anal sex on this day. God bless America, and back to the Plan B because nothing says I love you more than I don’t want your set baby. True love, and as the mafia and I always say, better to be safe than sorry. So now with that I bid you all farewell, Happy Thanksgiving weekend everyone and please, please, please be safe out there and don’t eat too much turkey. Sincerely your porn daddy Steve