Ahoy Scurvies! Get set to set sail cause we're out to hit the seven seas in search of Lard Ass. Only the fattest of fat women dare to set foot aboard the decks of our ship. These hardened whalers need a bunch of blubber to shove their harpoons into. So if it's a hunt for Moby Dick you're after, and the thrill of adventure you yearn for, then LET'S GO HUNT DOWN THE WHALES OF FAT BEACH PATROL!! BLIMEY.