Do you like girls?

I sure do! Welcome to my first all-girl movie for Kick Ass - directed by yours truly! See, I've always felt that only a girl can get other girls to be their nastiest on camera. So, I assembled nine of my sluttiest girlfriends, and directed the hottest pussy-eating, dildo-jamming, titty-squeezing, all-girl epic the world has ever seen! There's plenty of big, all-natural titties in this movie. (Of course, mine are still the best!) We also have Ashley Blue, AVN's 2004 Performer of the Year. And, a SMOKIN' new girl named Breanne.

Let me know how many times you jack off watching us!

And remember - I love you!